Okay first off let me start by saying I LOVE MY DAUGHTER! More than anything in the entire world, but to say that a day in my home is all peaches and rainbows would be a lie...
There has yet to be a day when I say to my self, gosh I wish could look up that doctor in Scotland and ask him how he made dolly the sheep. She is a two year old, who I might add gets mad over everything I do. I pick her up she's mad, I put her down she's mad.
But back on task!!! EVERYONE has that one Facebook friend who is constantly posting statuses about how their life is so amazing. I'm sure you may find a post or two on my wall also from me, when I'm feeling great full for my boyfriend who works everyday so I can stay home with Sabrina (the two year old mentioned earlier). Or Sabrina says a new word, you know something exciting. Or I had a glass of wine then whuuuhhhh I love everyone! Hahha
This is what a normal person says...
REALISTICALLY
#Ihopeimnotoutofcoffee
#isitnaptime
#isitbedtime
#wherestheasprin
#ineedtohaveaconversationthatincludesafullsentence
#ithastobebedtime
#timetojumpofftheroof
#doineedtoperfornanecorcism
#whoareyou
#gofindyourfather
#fml
#doineedtoperfornanecorcism
#whoareyou
#gofindyourfather
#fml
If you have not used one of the above then you clearly have a PERFECT life.
OR...
Your "that Facebook mom"
OR...
Your "that Facebook mom"

